What the hell??? When did I lose my sense of humor??
It wasn't even:
"Clippy says: Maximize Ad ROI."
It's just a matter of energy. I haven't been putting energy into humor. I did help Digg.com ship Microsoft ads, but it wasn't that which sucked my humor away.
I will fix this and hopefully not make this mistake again. But if you ever see another title that is as dry as the last one, please put a sign on my back that says "Kick me!"